when i was a kid werewolves scared me their metamorphic powers, fangs and yellow eyes a werewolf in london michael jackson's thriller crawl into the bedroom with a violent crash la llorona the weeping woman waiting for me by the rio grande a white and grey spectre mistake me for her children to drown me in shallow waters skinwalkers desert creatures mimicking my voice luring me into a trap of sickness walking on deers legs like man with a coyote's head the jabberwocky one two one two and thru and thru i had no vorpal blade to protect myself from his thirsty jaws the scaly creature in the looking glass the wendigo monster of the frozen wastes never enough human flesh to satisfy a skeleton of disease and famine the necessity of cannibalism jaws the ocean monster a beast more powerful than dreams vowed to never swim in the ocean or even go into a public pool wasps giant flying stinging ants sure to ruin each and every summer a hum of discord and hate circling around my sugary drinks samara the girl in the well in the television who melts you down after seven days moves with a glitch and a twitch ghosts poltergeists spirits spooks hiding in impossible places with unknown intent walking through doors and walls i am an adult now time to put childish fears aside there is only one thing i fear now the ultimate monsters humans